I found summertime to lead to laziness.  Laying around at the pool, sunbathing in the back yard, binge watching netflix the whole time I was at work.  So I set a new rule this year that when I got home there would be a minimum of one hour of physical activity.  You immediately started giggling “Mind out of the gutter baby!” I smirked as I could see your naughty wheels spinning.  I told you to come up with a few ideas and when I come home I would ask you for them.  I would choose what we did to be active to avoid you loophole’g me.  

Today it was brutally hot and just walking to my car has the sweat on my brow, part of the issue wearing a suit I guess.  I tossed my coat in the trunk, loosened my tie, and rolled up my sleeves before driving home.  As I opened the front door and felt the crisp air conditioned house I could understand why we have lazy moments.  I didn’t even have to call out to you as scampered feet rushed from the back of the house and I saw you run over and leap in my arms.  “Just what I needed baby thank you!  How was your day?”  You gave a pout “I missed you!” 

My grin widened “I missed you too, so should I bother to ask what you did today.”  I could see you at least got dressed in a light blouse and plaid skirt.  You gave me a laundry list of things you did like listening to music, surfed the internet and painting your nails.  What you failed to mention was that you found it was National No Panties Day today.  I grumbled “And what physical activity should we do tonight!  One hour, give me 3 options.” You put your pointer to your lips in thought but the smile on your face told me you already had picked your ideas.

“One I can kneel down and suck your cock for an hour, Two you can bend me over the couch and fuck me for an hour, Three..” I swat your backside playfully.  “Stop!  You know damn well that is not what I meant, playful ideas for sure and I do so love to see my cock in your soft wet lips but….” You bounce in front of me “No please wait, I have a third!” I cross my arms.  “Ok I’ll bite….number three is?”  You bite your lip “Bite…mmmm I didn’t think of that, no I was going to say three is ride bikes.”  A proud smile as you wait for my approval.  I was honestly surprised.  I don’t think we rode bikes for years.  “Well ok then, riding bikes it is, I will change and check the tire pressure.  You get a few bottles of water so we can stay hydrated.”  

I watch your rush off to the kitchen as I climb the steps.  I undress and before I had pulled out my shorts and tshirt you were waiting in the doorway.  “Wow I am actually surprised you are so eager.”  You giggle again.  You were up to something but what?  I slip on my clothes and take your hand as we walk out to the garage.  I open the door, pull out the pump and as I fill the tires you make smart ass remarks about pumping things.  We laugh as I straddle my bike and wait for you.  “I’ll lead ok?” I just nodded at you as you started to pedal down the drive.  I saw instantly why you were so excited to lead the way as your bare ass and pussy were exposed to me.  You raced off only looking back to giggle and flip the skirt up a few times.  I flew down the drive after you.  Pretty sure when I caught you we would be doing One and Two regardless of if there was a couch to bend you over.  Exactly your plan I was sure.

I had given you a laundry list of things to do while I was at work.  The house was a wreck and it was superbowl weekend, friends and family would be over to eat, drink, cheer.  You were not exactly the most motivated when it came to hosting a gathering but I however took pride that everyone would prefer to be at our place.  

I called you on my way home and I could tell by the “stretching” in your voice that your lazy ass had done nothing.  I hung up irritated and drove a bit faster to get there.  As I opened the door I heard hurried feet and it made me smile, you knew I was going to give you hell but you were going to make a last second attempt to prove you had been working today.  Into the kitchen I set down my keys and saw the dishes in the sink.  Grumbling I walked down the hall to the laundry room.  I could hear things being tossed in as I stepped into the room.  Bent over pulling underwear out of your basket I lost any chance of scolding you.  You always find a way to get out of your chores.  

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You stood before me in my office trying to explain to me why the house was not clean because you were out with your friends on another shopping spree.  You could see I was not impressed as I stood up with a scowl.  I took you by the wrist and took you around the house complaining about my expectations.  You just nodding and promised to do better around the house, but I knew you were lying.  We had this conversation several times every month.  You wanted to be kept, you wanted to be cared for, you wanted an unlimited spending limit, but you were lazy as hell.  “You never lift a finger around here to contribute”  Your smart mouth finished me off “Well I suck your cock don’t I!”  I fire back “I can find a thousand women to do that much cheaper!”

As we headed upstairs we argued back and forth until we reached the bedroom, I took a heavy breath, hesitated a few minutes, then I told you I had a gift for you.  You perked up as I pulled a lingerie bag out of the closet and set it on our bed.  As you opened it you gave me a look as it was clearly a joke, yet I was not smiling.  “Put it on!”  You shook your head and crossed your arms “I’m not your maid!  We are rich just hire one!” I stepped up in your face.  “Put on the fucking outfit now or your credit card will be cut into pieces!” That got your attention.  You grumbled and stepped into the bathroom while I waited.  You came out with a slight shift of your hips and a forced smile.  “You happy?”

“Not yet…lets see how it works.  Make the bed!” here you though I was giving up and going to give you a good fuck to work out my frustrations but I recrossed my arms and you knew this topic was not going to go away.  If you just made the bed maybe I would go back in my study and get drunk so you could go out with the girls tonight.  “Fine..” you attempted to make the bed but it was almost funny.  As you moved around the bed looking at me with a glare I shook my head in disappointment.  I grabbed you and pulled off your panties as you started to bitch about just hiring someone to do it.  

I stuffed your panties in your mouth “Sometimes you should learn to just shut the fuck up and do what you are told.  I am done with you.  Tonight you will learn your place and talking back to me and being lazy is not going to cut it anymore.”  I turned you and shoved you on all fours as the shock of my roughness caught you off guard.    I grabbed your hips and I started spanking you like a child.  Your mumbled protests were ignored and quickly went away.  You started to moan with my strong hands on you.   I could see your juices glazing your pussy as I stopped.  You spit your panties out of your mouth.  “You just wanted to spank me, all you had to do was ask baby.” A soft playful moan as you wiggled your bottom for more.  

“No I was just confirming you are a money grabbing slut, I am setting you on an allowance and you will keep up with the house and my needs.  If I need to hire someone to do the simple things around here you should be, I will pay the maid and a mistress to fuck.  I will give them your allowance while you sit around broke and bored.  I will be waiting for you to give up and leave with nothing.  Remember the prenup?  So I expect my dinner at 7 pm tonight and the house spotless.”  I walked out as you sat down on the bed finding out how sore your ass really was.  You got up and straightened out the bed just as you were finishing your phone buzzed.  A text from your girlfriend “urgent, call me”

After a quick call you found out she got a maid outfit today as well, the men had plotted this out.  Furious you complained to her and she fell silent.  “So what do we do?”  More silence then she quietly confessed “I am going to cook him a great dinner, clean the house, and suck his cock.”  She wished you good luck and hung up as you knew you better figure out what to cook for dinner tonight.

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I got nothing but bullshit from my wife about cleaning the house.  Its bad enough she doesn’t work but to be so lazy she can’t pick up and sweep?  Fuck I should of known by my credit card bills the first few months of our marriage that you were only with me for my money.  Whore.   Now you are on my cell rambling about company coming over with my work all the time and needing a maid to clean up.  Seriously……….you want me to pay someone else to take care of our home.  Fine fuck it, give me a few days.

I sat at lunch with a few associates explaining the situation as one of them laughed and texted me a phone number.  This will fix the problem trust me…but you may want to take a few days off to “observe” how well she cleans a house.  So I call on the way home and she says she has spots on Tues, Thurs, and Sat.  

I didn’t want or need three days of cleaning with no kids, another issue with her not wanting her body to get fat long enough to bear me a child.   Bitch….I slam my fists on the steering wheel as I agree to Sat. so I don’t need to take time off work.  Who really needs a maid for three days a week, lazy world we live in.

The weekend was here, I hear a knock on the door as I am working in the study, of course she is too weak to pull her ass out of bed till noon so I go to the door to find our new maid.   After a quick introduction I immediately knew my buddy hooked me up well.  “where should I start….” oh how about the living room then my study.  She quickly got to work as I eagerly watched.  When I saw her bend to share her lack of undergarments I actually felt my cock stiffen.  She looked back and smiled with a wiggle.  She followed me into the study, she started to clean around the room as I tried to work, unsuccessfully.  I could not take my eyes off her, hard working, sexy, obviously playful, then she shut the door.

****Later that afternoon the wife strolled by me on the way to the pool commenting how nice the house looked and that she “told me so” about the maid.   I let her know I hired her for three days a week.