I had given you a laundry list of things to do while I was at work.  The house was a wreck and it was superbowl weekend, friends and family would be over to eat, drink, cheer.  You were not exactly the most motivated when it came to hosting a gathering but I however took pride that everyone would prefer to be at our place.  

I called you on my way home and I could tell by the “stretching” in your voice that your lazy ass had done nothing.  I hung up irritated and drove a bit faster to get there.  As I opened the door I heard hurried feet and it made me smile, you knew I was going to give you hell but you were going to make a last second attempt to prove you had been working today.  Into the kitchen I set down my keys and saw the dishes in the sink.  Grumbling I walked down the hall to the laundry room.  I could hear things being tossed in as I stepped into the room.  Bent over pulling underwear out of your basket I lost any chance of scolding you.  You always find a way to get out of your chores.