Disappointed!

I know damn well I have the sexiest followers on the planet so where are you?  Ask?  Submission?  Chats?  And the black gift box with red ribbon…..not one of you has a fantasy, desire, need, want….something that right now this moment you ache for?   Then what am I doing here…..not one of you could open the box and tell me what you would pull out.   Your own private jet?  A boyfriend holding a credit card with no limit? A vibrator that when someone whistles it turns on?  A girlfriend with boobs on her back and front?  A private island filled with skittles? So very disappointed.  I am leaving that box on your pillow for a few more days.  Where are my sexy friends?   Maybe I am overloading your circuits and should tone down my page to lake scenery and kittens?  Hmmmmpt!